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All bands write
incestuous passages about their personnel in their handouts. These
contain 'in' Helen - Fiddle Mother of one and lover of Classic FM,
Helen enjoys the Archers, and likes the odd vat of wine.
Wears tiny dresses to excite the massive crowds we
always attract. Helen is the only band member who understands the theory
of music. Obviously. Swears a bit, and never knows how
anything electrical works, but always ready with a
really nice cup of tea.
Richard - Bass
Polite. Richard is the youngest
member of the Slaves, which makes a change for him following
a foray into the world of pop bands. Rugged,
athletic, but with a sensitive side - Die Hard on Ice,
sort of. Richard
believes County Down is a television quiz programme.
Pete - Vocals/Bouzouki
Acquired on a free transfer from the
Vision-On Orchestra. Instrumentalist, librettist, author, racing driver,
chef, raconteur. Unpretentious. His vocal technique, legendary in
Amnesialand, was developed during an afternoon series of bungy jumps.
Pete's favourite colour is beer colour, and he would like to know more about
music. But he never will.
Gazza - Drums
'Naughty boy' image hiding a naughty boy.
Likes: endless tubes of Red Stripe. Dislikes: practising,
punctuality, low drum volume. Keen on weird rhythms, always
a blur of drum sticks, famous for his solos -
but watch out for his paradiddles! Gazza is very musical for
a drummer.
What we Use !! Pete
Helen Richard Gazza
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